1. Your new gear this year consist of a bumper jack, lift kit and new tires.
2. You have so many stickers in your back window (like Bow Hunter, Elkohalic, Mathews, Hoyt, BowTech, Gladiator, Double Trouble) That you can't even see out of your rear view mirror.
3. You have covered a entire hunting unit before noon on the opening day.
4. The term spot in stock means, get your buddy in the bed of the truck, slowly slip your truck in gear and drive down the highway at less than 5 MPH. Your buddy jumps out as you pass the deer, while the deer stays fixated on the truck as you drive pass.
5. Your honey holes consist of I80, I15, and I70.
6. You strap your bow in your passenger seat with the seat belt and arrow knocked.
7. Glassing to you means looking out all of the windows in your truck that aren't covered with hunting stickers.
8. "A deer drive" literally means driving the county roads looking for deer.
9. You have hit more deer with our truck than you have shot.
10. If any of the above have mad you mad, you might be a road hunter.
11. If you spend $50 in gas to get to camp, but $150 while your there (on a three day hunt)
(**Picture taken my yours truely. Manti 2011**)